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Collegiate Beer Pong Constitution

Established this Sixth day of May in the year 1869

We The Collegiate People of these United States in order to form a more perfect ritual of beer pong, hereby decree this document as the supreme law of the land pertaining to any question hence forth in the aforementioned ritual.

Article I. The Basics

Section 1

In order for a Beer Pong match to be valid, the following must be present; prior to play:

Sections 2-5 Include

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